Hi Friends!Well, #3 (or 21, depending on who's system you use!) was fantastic!
It started off with a bit of trouble on my part. You see, last night my humans had BLT's for dinner and, get this, didn't share any of the bacon with me!! Can you believe it? So...when one of them got up to go to the gym this morning, I casually sauntered into the kitchen, waited for him to leave, then helped myself to the last few remaining pieces of bacon. This was a little difficult because they were wrapped in papertowels and in the trash, but that didn't stop me and it was D-Licious!
Then, I went back to bed until the other human got up. As we headed downstairs I suddenly realized she would NOT be so happy that I ate that bacon, so instead of going downstairs with her, I decided just to hide on the stairs for a while. That didn't work so well. I could hear her mumbling about bacon grease on the floor and then, in a very NOT happy voice, she called me "bad dog" and made me come into the kitchen. I refused to make eye contact. I do not like being called that name, especially on my birthday. So I creeped into the kitchen and hid behind a chair while she continued to tell me how very naughty I was and how since I'm 3 now I should know better.
A few minutes later, she had it cleaned up and came over and gave me birthday snuggles and all was good. I spent my morning dozing in a sodium-induced haze, then played outside all afternoon. Went for a long run with the human, then, as a birthday treat, I got CANNED dogfood! My favorite! It was delicious.
I also got a special bone. Mmm-mmm.
I'm hoping it's still my birthday tomorrow!
Cheers!
Oggy the Doggy
