Ummm...

Today, I was a bad, bad dog.


But I honestly didn't mean to be...


You see, there was this toy just sitting in my room. My Human had been playing with it earlier, then she just left it out...presumably for me.


So, I grabbed it and ripped it up. I mean, wouldn't you??


I was just about done when I heard him coming. All of a sudden it hit me! S$*%! I am going to be in trouble...

And I was. I was scolded, told I was bad in a very, very not-happy voice. And you know how much I love happy voices.

Darn it. I'll try again next weekend to be good.

Sigh.