My newest trick

I learned a new trick!



Get this! Everyday, someone leaves a toy for me in the DRIVEWAY! Everyday! So when my human goes to get the mail, I TEAR out in front of her, swipe the toy and take off! NO WAY is she getting a hold of this one! It's all mine.



You would never believe how fast I run with this bad boy, zig zagging back and forth across the street. But you'll have to take my word for it, as neither of my humans has bothered to catch it on camera. They are SO lazy. Actually, they probably just figure I'm running so fast they'd never catch the action.



I haven't actually figured out what to do with this toy when I'm done playing with it. They keep saying something about bringing it inside so they can read the sportspage, but that sort of seems like a waste of a good time, don't you think?